This is a weird zig-zag of...

This is a weird zig-zag of stairs, bars and stages, but the good news of that is that there may be as many of four girls dancing on a stage somewhere at all times. Furthermore, if you position yourself correctly, you can actually see all four at the same time. More on that later -- first, we talk about the girls.

On a recent Friday evening, they were actually pretty hot for Rockford. When I stopped in a couple weeks ago, most of the dozen or so girls on shift were at least semi-hot, several were at least clean at within a scant 10 pounds of being really hot, and a couple of them were downright smokin'. I got a private dance with one from that final category, and it was as hot as could reasonably be expected from a bikini bar. She gave lots of grindage and even a quick peek underneath the bikini (top and bottom). My hands were not allowed to stray as far as hers, but on a previous trip I definitely got the impression that OTC action was available from some girls. (That was also on the afternoon shift, and these girls were NOT as hot as the evening ladies described above.)

That private dance, BTW, was in the VIP area underneath the bottom level. That's part of the very weird layout of this place. You walk in the door into a little room that has a bar on one side and a stage flanked by stairs on the other. A corridor next to the stairs leads to the VIP area. In the afternoon, the stairs are closed off and this is all you get, and it can feel a little cramped. When the evening shift starts (I believe around 8 p.m.), the upstairs is opened, where in addition to another bar you get a main stage (one dancer), a platform extension off of that stage (second dancer) and a side stage (sometimes third dancer). If you sit just next to the stairs, you can see all three plus the dancer on the stage downstairs. Four women for a $3 cover -- that's less than a buck a babe!