I was up in the Lehigh...

I was up in the Lehigh Valley for a golf tournament and had the afternoon free. I thought I would make a tour of the clubs up in the area and do a little recon. I made three stops this afternoon: CR Fannys, Tattletales and Ervs.

Erv's was my last stop of the day. It too is just an OK club. The club has no liquor license and doesn't even have a waitress. If you want a soda, they have a machine. If you want a bottle of water, you have to buy it from the DJ ($2).

The club itself is a long ring bar around a long dance stage. The dancers were OK. One most certainly shouldn't have been dancing at ALL. She was very overweight (think your matron aunt), full of bad ink and just plodded on the stage. I actually had to avert my eyes. A couple of the dancers were very nice. All of the dancers ended up nude by the third dance (I would have paid the one girl to keep her clothes on) and some even did some nice pole work. Jasmine was nice and a lot of fun to talk to. She also was excellent on the pole. Willow stopped by after her set and spent some time talking. I took her back for a sample dance and ended up staying for 5. You have two options here too; $30 with no touching or $40 if you want to touch. All of the dances are in the nude.