Third club of the night

This is a hole in the wall club in the middle of nowhere. It's small. You go in, pay $5 cover and have your ID scanned (this seems to be a thing in this area). There's a stage on the right and tables and booths on the left, with some game machines on the wall. There are private dance rooms further behind the booths. In front is a bar, but the bar has nothing - it's BYOB. I asked for a seltzer and lime, but they had no limes, so I had seltzer straight up for $2.

The customers seemed like a bunch of sad lonely old men. There were only a handful of them, and they sat on the other side of the room from the stage for some reason. Some of them were talking to dancers. About the dancers, let me just say that it's inspiring to see women with so little to offer willing to bare it all. Lots of tattoos, lots of flab. One came to me after her dance and mumbled something that sounded like she was asking if I wanted a dance. I said no, and she harrumphed away.

Verdict: No.