Soobie's
Closed
311 SE 122nd Ave, Portland, OR 97233, USA*

This was certainly the best club...

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johnnyx
May 11, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

This was certainly the best club I visited during the daytime in Portland. The stage is very low but surrounded by high sides and the girls therefore perform most of their routine at the shelf at the edge of the stage so you can see them very well. There were four girls working. The best looking girl was a young brunette. She was gorgeous but didn't give fantastic stage dances and seemed uninterested. To be fair though she was close to finishing her shift and left well before I did. The other three were much more fun. All three girls got seriously close at the edge of the stage if you kept tipping them. There were hardly any guys in there and so I got a lot of attention. An older lady had every single part of her body right in front of my eyes and I really mean every part. If she'd been a machine it would have taken some serious precision engineering to move her naughty parts so close to my face without touching but somehow she managed it. A blonde in her late thrities but with a fantastic figure was a very dirty talker. There was one other girl who was younger but a little on the large side. I went for dances with all three and they all gave very good mileage. The younger girl was a good grinder but the blonde was by far the best. The bar staff were friendly and there were local beers available for $2. If the club had been a little bit smarter and in a better location I would have given better marks but otherwise I can't really fault this place.

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