Believe it or not there is...

Believe it or not there is a new club in Washington; and in Renton no less. They bill themselves as an upscale Gentlemen's club. It's pretty small inside but it is fresh and new and does have a more exotic look than most clubs.

I think the interior size will be the limiting factor here. There is a single stage prominently located in the center of the club. Per standard WA rules there is no stage tipping due to the fact that it is illegal to be closer than six feet to a nude woman. Wow. WTF!!! Anyway, there is an aisle between the stage and the seating area with a half a dozen bird-bath looking tip baskets that you can use to express your appreciation for the girl on stage. There are a couple of private dance areas around the perimeter of the club. One to the right is for single song laps. It has six or so benches. There is another more secluded area to the left of the main stage and it goes for either a three song set or a half-hour set.

Single song laps in the area to the right are twenty bucks each and are done up close and person al in your lap but no more exposure than you'd get at a drive up coffee stand.

They claim to be a little more 'friendly' in the other more expensive area, but given the laws and the newness of the club, I doubt it.

I was there the first Friday after the "grand opening". Honestly I was surprised at the quality of the girls. "Grand Openings" were prominently displayed, as this is a nude club. I think they had a pretty god variety of shapes and looks. None were boring to watch.