This place isn't getting enough credit....

This place isn't getting enough credit. First of all, it's a strip club in Philadelphia, on Columbus Boulevard, so don't expect too much. That would be like walking into Ikea, and expecting to buy furniture akin to West Elm. Or buying a case of Keystone light and expecting the same quality as corona. etc etc. Anyway, I went on a friday night and had a great time. The drinks are expensive, and there's a 2 drink minimum if you're sitting in the chairs, not sure if it's the same at the bar. It was a $10 cover for each of us, and there's a metal detector. There were 3 girls that were just gorgeous, 1 Caucasian, 1 African American, and 1 Asian. Most of the rest had at least 1 redeeming quality physically, and there were a few Uglarians. About half of the girls had breast implants, some obvious, some not so much, the rest had naturals, some big, some small, some none at all. Not everyone was in great physical shape, but I could appreciate that because not every man goes to a strip club to see Barbie take off her clothes. Even the aforementioned Uglarians got a lot of tips from different men. There were a few girls that had no idea what they were doing, a few that really knew how to shake and work the pole/stage, and one that just walked around and didn't do anything with a stank attitude. There was also a girl that only gave massages, and from the looks of her clients, they were goooood massages. I had 2 drinks, I don't know what the first one was, I told the bartender I wanted something sweet and strong, and she made me something pineappley. The second drink I had was a peach martini, very strong, and I also had 2 shots from the shot girl. It was the shot girl's first night, but she was really cute and outgoing and I liked talking to her. The shots were $5 each, $10 if you wanted her to straddle you, deep throat the tube and pour it down your throat. I had one each way, I enjoyed them both. One thing I didn't understand is that you aren't allowed to throw bills on the stage, which I've never heard of before, and they don't exactly make it clear beforehand. Another thing I didn't like is that since we went close to Christmas, the Dj was playing CHRISTMAS SONGS... which is a little twisted and not really conducive to the atmosphere. He also wasn't very good at playing songs that meshed well together, he needs to work on his flow. All of the girls work a circuit, starting at one end of the room, stopping at each pole along the outer circle, then getting on stage, stopping at each of the 2 poles, then working their way around the bar, then out onto the floor. Just make sure you wear clothes that you don't mind if they smell like smoke.