Holy sh$t. This review is...

Holy sh$t. This review is rated X for sure. I broke every rule of whore phail (the act of failing with women) at the club except I didn't take my cell phone in. Spent about $300 dollars on the half price VIP night. A regular night, that would have been like $600 almost. Lemme tell you about the girls if I can remember them (an elephant never forgets they say) and their reward$:

Cora - Best butt/a$$ and biggest smile in the club, quickest sex toy selector... She knows what she likes.

Trinity - Suicide Girl talent written all over her, most tats/piercings and best hug$ - We f$cking cried in each others arms. I rarely get that happy. I'd marry her in Reno, NV anytime.

Jasmine - Best energy, green aura the whole night... ALWAYS a sweetheart and she bounces too.