I checked out this club on...

I checked out this club on Monday. For $5 entry and some $5 drinks, I could watch some titties as I watched the game. The coat check girl said my receipt got me a discount at the Deja Vu next door, but I wasn't interested. Darlings had about a hundred plush seats around a stage with three poles. That night saw about two dancers to a customer when I got there, and very few dancers that I'd refuse to join in the VIP. Funny, then, that so few dancers tried to get me.

Monique sat down next to me. I got a few dances from her. The couches are secluded in the back row with little supervison that I saw. It was a slow night, so Monique decided to keep me company. As we talked about the other dancers and the other men, she was candid and attentive. She knew why I was there and I knew why she was there. When I complained about the weak drinks, she took it up with the waitstaff (as usual, gorgeous but unattentive). She got me dances with Ava (a little rough) and Brooklynn (nice mileage). Monday was amateur night, and only about half those ladies I wanted to see naked, so I agreed to take Monique for a few more couch dances and teach her a new word: frenulum.

I was invited to the Champagne Room, but it was late and I was running out of money. I would definitely go back. Pretty ladies, reasonable drinks and friendly staff -- if only the place wasn't so big. Even Monique noticed how much I was being ignored.