I've been cumming to this club...

I've been cumming to this club for years and I think it has emerged as the premiere strip club in Mass overall. Day shift (12-7) is mellow, and night shift (7-2), at least Thurs-Sun, rocks. Both have their pros and cons. Day shift dancers are much fewer in number and generally weaker in terms of looks and talent, but the atmosphere is relaxed. Night shift... walking around the club is like swimming in a pool of gorgeous half-dressed women (reminiscent of the Mons Venus in Tampa on a good night). Bartenders, shooter girls and Champagne Room staff are mostly hotties, too. But if large crowds, female customers, bachelor party assholes, and just plain obnoxious jerks turn you off, then avoid Friday and Saturday night. Sunday nights are less crazy and highly recommended.

Lap dances are $20 a song. They go by quickly. If bouncers are monitoring the room (usually during busy times), you won't be able to touch the dancer. If not, it's negotiable between you and your dancer.

Champagne Room prices can be shocking to the uninitiated. You can get 15 minutes, 30 minutes, an hour and for the high rollers there's the multiple-hour sessions. Prices are very negotiable, but a 30-minute session might cost around $200 to the dancer plus $65 for the club. Value? As always, YMMV. Choose your girl wisely, and pick a secluded spot, and you might get your money's worth.