"Unique"
This is a "unique" strip club. I don't necessarily mean that in a positive OR negative sense. It's literally unique, as in one of a kind. I've never encountered any place quite like this.
The establishment is located on a small country road in a rural setting. It's like an old, wooden house. It was Friday night at approximately 9pm. Upon entry, I quickly realized that I was the only patron - just me. There was no bouncer. The owner personally came and collected the $20 cover and informed me that the dancers would "be right out." He handed me a small red ticket and ushered me towards the "bar," only 15 feet away. He then walks behind the bar and takes back the ticket he had just handed me 5 seconds ago. (Note: This was almost a comedy routine where one guy plays a whole bunch of different roles. At first he was the bouncer/doorman, then the bartender, and later he'd morph into the announcer). If I recall correctly, the choices were cans of Coke, Sprite, water, etc. A small TV broadcasting the World Series of Poker was situated atop the bar.
The same guy (remember, the only other human being I've encountered thus far) directs me towards the stage located a few feet away. It's rather dark, with a single pole. The stage is maybe one foot above the ground in the "living room." It's surrounded by several chairs including some sofa seats that were especially comfortable. A young American girl came out and selected music from the jukebox while the owner transformed into the announcer, mic and all. I was just relieved that he wouldn't also be playing the role of stripper.
The chick was maybe 23. Not bad. Fairly cute. Petite body. Pierced nipples. But again, American, which can be a rarity in the usual locales that I frequent. She gets on the stage in bra and thong and proceeds to dance. Pretty amateurish, but I don't give a shit. I never cared much for the pole pyrotechnics. Overall, she did a solid job.
The experience was odd, but in a good way. It was like a private show on the main floor. Best of all, the dancer ended up coming over and giving what would basically be a free lap dance with some light grinding (I made sure to slide singles all over her g-string. She engaged in the usual conversation (i.e., "How are you doing?, What's your name?, What do you do?" etc.). There was no complaint as I felt up her body with light groping. Towards the end, she went full nude but no longer came over for the lap dances. After several songs, she left the stage. About a minute later, a sexy black American girl came out and did the same sort of thing - dance, interspersed with lap dance and conversation, before taking it all off to finish the dance. After that was an American Latina and another American white chick. I was somewhat surprised not to encounter any accents. All of them were cute, girl next door types. In fact, they might very well be the girls next door. There wasn't a fake tit or ass in the entire house.
At this point, I was still the only customer. The owner urged me to get a private dance for $40 (I think). Considering the vibe of the place so far, I figured things would get fairly hot & heavy. I selected the first girl but was quickly disappointed. She basically did the exact same thing she did while on stage. I made a small movement to perhaps kiss/lick her nipple and she yanked back and politely informed me that that wasn't allowed. I'm always respectful and didn't want to be presumptuous. However, I kinda assumed things would get a little more "adult." After maybe ten minutes or so, she let me know that the time was up and asked if I wanted another dance. I politely declined.
Now keep in mind, I had purchased the lowest level private dance. Perhaps things get a little more interesting when you pay more $$. I'm just comparing this to clubs around Jersey (see my Sunrise Go Go review) where the girls were a bit more loose.
I never saw another customer, making the experience that much more memorable. Each of the dancers pointed out that the place actually fills up much later in the evening, once the bars close (again, they can't sell liquor). I've noticed on some other review sites that the owner goes back hard on any negative reviews. I actually kind of like that, though. He's defending his spot. Again, it might sound like I'm belittling the place but I actually liked it. It's like this hole in the wall in the middle of nowhere where a guy invites you in and orders his daughters to dance for you. I'd invite people to go just for the strange ambiance.
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Note to site administrators: Since my last review was published, it doesn't seem that I ever got any free VIP access. I don't mean to complain. I was just wondering if I was doing something wrong? There was no notification and, even after signing into my account, it still told me that all of the reviews are for VIP only. FWIW, my first review was "A Dollar Goes a Long Way" for Sunrise Sports Go Go bar in Paterson, NJ. Did that qualify me for the 30-day VIP access or was there something wrong with it?
