"Unique"

This is a "unique" strip club. I don't necessarily mean that in a positive OR negative sense. It's literally unique, as in one of a kind. I've never encountered any place quite like this.

The establishment is located on a small country road in a rural setting. It's like an old, wooden house. It was Friday night at approximately 9pm. Upon entry, I quickly realized that I was the only patron - just me. There was no bouncer. The owner personally came and collected the $20 cover and informed me that the dancers would "be right out." He handed me a small red ticket and ushered me towards the "bar," only 15 feet away. He then walks behind the bar and takes back the ticket he had just handed me 5 seconds ago. (Note: This was almost a comedy routine where one guy plays a whole bunch of different roles. At first he was the bouncer/doorman, then the bartender, and later he'd morph into the announcer). If I recall correctly, the choices were cans of Coke, Sprite, water, etc. A small TV broadcasting the World Series of Poker was situated atop the bar.

The same guy (remember, the only other human being I've encountered thus far) directs me towards the stage located a few feet away. It's rather dark, with a single pole. The stage is maybe one foot above the ground in the "living room." It's surrounded by several chairs including some sofa seats that were especially comfortable. A young American girl came out and selected music from the jukebox while the owner transformed into the announcer, mic and all. I was just relieved that he wouldn't also be playing the role of stripper.