I saw the billboards on my...

I saw the billboards on my way to South Carolina and figured I'd hit it on my way back home. I should have kept driving. First off, you pay to get in to eat (???). The dancers were okay, but all the billboards said "topless waitresses". Found out they don't go topless until 3 a.m. (I was there at 5 p.m.). I ordered a hamburger with fries and water. When the waitress asked if I wanted it in a glass or bottle, I said bottle (and pretty much screwed myself). Twelve ounce bottle = $3.50! I saw the prices for a lapdance after a dancer suggested I try her out ($30) and thought "I'm out". Of course, the booths and little shop is right by the exit, just in case you change your mind. Overall, the hamburger was good. The billboards are false advertising - change it to "Topless waitress at o'dark:30"...