During the day shift, dancers are...

During the day shift, dancers are few in number and often low on the looks scale. Nevertheless, there is usually one at least who interests me. At night it's a different story. Thursday through Saturday nights especially. After about 8 or 9 the club is crawling with gorgeous chicks. I've talked to a lot of these dancers and what I hear more than anything is how much they HATE the minimal-tipping broke-ass 21-year-olds (and sometimes their girlfriends) who think they deserve to see the world for a buck. If you lay out your funds generously, your experience will be totally different than if you're a lookie-loo. Just sayin'.

The Champagne Room is pricey -- no question about it. Often it's not worth it. But sometimes it is. Choose your lady wisely. Sometimes if you're not feelin' it, it's best to take a seat at the upstairs bar (when it's open, which is usually only on busy nights), watch whatever games are playing on the big-screen TVs, and enjoy the view -- you'll know what I mean when you get there. Also if you hang out long enough at that bar, you may discover a cool kind of camaraderie among the customers, dancers and the bartender. It begins to feel like a cozy (but sexy) pub. Well, sometimes anyway.

One champion dancer I can recommend unreservedly for Champagne Room fun is Alaina -- she's only there Mondays and Wednesdays during 12-7 shift. Gorgeous blonde, big (enhanced) boobs, smart, funny, friendly and down to earth. best of all, she knows pleasing you the customer is JOB #1. You don't see that very often.