I was in Toronto doing some...

I was in Toronto doing some technical evaluations on a large equipment purchase.

After dinner, the vendor took a couple of us over to this club, which agreeably was within stumbling distance of our hotel. I thought it'd be dead on a Monday night but there were more than six dancers working. As noted in other reviews, the dancers dance on a stage behind the bar... go figure! Me with a fistful of dollars, I mean loonies, I mean tokens... The club uses tokens for lap dances and such. Weird...

The dancers were decent looking though not very livery when we came in. I'm into thin asians and all the girls looked like grass-fed hefers, big tits, tall, etc. If this is your type, there's plenty of healthy looking women here. I got a good lapdance from a brazilian dancer who worked me pretty good. She asked me what kind of women I liked and while she said there wasn't any asians working that night, I suddenly had a lapful of two nice, thin Eastern european dancers who were expert at extracting cash, I mean tokens from my clenched grip. They spread a silk handkerchief on my lap before sitting down. When I asked what that was about they explained that they really wern't into nocturnal emissions... did I mention that these dancers got totally nude? Okay, we three went to a dark corner upstairs and about $200 later (which the vendor paid) I was a really happy camper, and they were too!