When I left the club Monday...

When I left the club Monday afternoon, some half-drunk assclown was loudly complaining to a bouncer that "This place has gone way downhill since last I was here, 5 years ago..." Apparently he didn't like the stuck up behavior of the dancers, which probably meant he couldn't get a BJ. I wanted to tell him, dude, you should've seen what I just had. A two-on-one lapdance with Kayla and Antonia! For $40 a song they got down 'n dirty on me in the private dance room (which as usual in the mid-afternoon was empty and only lightly supervised). Gorgeous girls of many shapes, sizes and colors, even during off-peak hours. Excellent menu at night. good wine. Champagne room dances are expensive (about $285 per half hour) but worthwhile (to me). What's to bitch about?