It looks like this is one...

It looks like this is one of the fancier clubs in Nashville. The parking lot is valet only, which is really irritating. I hate valet parking. The attendant said he had been told they do this to limit their liability, which is silly, but from my perspective I'd rather not have anyone driving my car.

OK, so, I'm a little pissed when I walk in, not a good sign. All the employees inside are friendly and helpful, which puts me in a somewhat better mood. When my eyes adapt to the light I find out that it's almost impossible to see the girl dancing on stage because she's not only far away, but not properly lit. A strip club where you can't see the strippers. Down a couple more points.

Got dances with two women. One was a crazy Czeck chick, started giving decent grind, but since it's Nashville there's no touching. Periodically she stops and starts talking to me. Fortunately she doesn't count these songs when she's adding up the total, because then I'd have an argument about the number of songs. I don't know whether she thinks guys find it hot to hear about her sex life, but I'd kind of rather not. Or maybe she's outgoing and just likes to talk. Or both. Anyway, a couple more dances, more talking, a couple more dances, and by this point wood's just hopeless since I'm not sure what the hell's happening. But she's a nice girl, just crazy (as she'll admit). So fun but not exactly strip club fun.