When I first went to the...

When I first went to the Body Shop I was frisked by a large black man who sits his fat ass in the stool and has no sense of humor. But that is not why I go there. I went there an I got a lap dance from a white chick with scars on her face.. She told me about how she met a guy at the Shop and he got her pregnant then showed me her six week old see-section scars which were very evident (as a little puss was seeping out). She then threw a drink in my brothers face while I was jerking off in the not-so-clean bathroom. They have raised the prices since then and now the place his filled with N-Words and there are a lot of big bootied janet jackson looking cooters in there (which isnt so bad) I wish there were less N-Words in there and more Tiger Woods type blacks but oh well. When I want a 85%black/5%fat white/5% latino I go here, when I want to get a BJ for 150$ I go to Big Foot.

- Goobert the Goobaby GooReviewer