This club is in a cornfield....

This club is in a cornfield. You think I'm kidding but go there and see. It's a good club if you happen to be in rural Iowa on a Friday night. It's bring your own beer and the girls range from 3-8. The club is rowdy loud and full of people. The dances are in a little sectioned off area on hard metal chairs and the boucner sits in there with you and is only about two feet away, not very private. Many of the girls are enhanced but many are corn fed hoochies as well. Not really worth going out of the way but if say you've been gamblin at the river boats in debuque and are heading back home to lawrence you just turn left about halfway down on this dirt road and go for a few miles and its on yer left the outside lights just blaze up the cornfields and the sky at night- you'll know yer there.