Let's start with the good... err......

Let's start with the good... err... ummm... I didn't see any men performing. That's good, right? That's about it. Listen, I have read review after review of clubs all over the country, and I am about as generous as they come when rating clubs, but I truly cannot think of one good thing to say.

Let's address the girls: girls, sometimes a wake-up call is what a true friend will offer you... It's time to sign up for Jenny Craig. I did not see one single, solitary girl who was weight/height proportionate. Unlike many reviewers who have the absurd audacity (IMO) to expect perfect 10 models begging to hop on their laps, I am actually quite happy with an average height/weight proportionate dancer (even slightly larger--because I like big tits). This place was very disappointing.

Wait, let me back up. Even with selection as paultry as it was, I was expecting to see some performances... some stage show... some private dances... some dancers circulating... NOTHING! The dancers were all playing pool with each other and with customers. I finally stopped one as she was walking by and asked when the stage show was going to begin. She said she worked the day shift and she believed that if I came back in the evening there would be some dancers performing at night. WHAT?! And worse... like I said, I don't have particularly high standards when it comes to dancer appearance, but could you at least floss your teeth? Either she had just finished eating something with decidedly yellow, buttery residue, or she simply hadn't been acquainted with the vaguest concept of dental hygiene.