Admission is free with the coupon...

Admission is free with the coupon you get in the strip club magazines, but you still have to pay a $10 drink fee to get in. Soon after I sat down, a tall, slender girl named Andy joined me. She was very pleasant, said I didn't have to buy her a drink (though I did), and we talked awhile. I noticed that the dancer onstage had obviously fake boobs, and Andy told me hers are real. She didn't use any hard sell tricks, but her soft sell worked very well. The dance prices are a little confusing; I think she said $20 each, or two for $30, which are air dances. She recommended the five for $100, for which she would get fully nude, I could touch her anywhere, and she would do all she could to satisfy me. She had a deal. I was having a great time fondling her perfect tits and she was grinding on me for all she was worth. I was allowed to kiss her nipples but not suck them because they were too sensitive. I touched her pussy twice, but then she told me it would be another $50 to keep that up. After the $100 dance, we kept going for four more songs at $60, then I was out of cash. Altogether, spending nearly half an hour with a lovely girl on my lap wasn't half bad. I told Andy that she had given me one of the best lap dances I'd ever had, and I meant it. On the way out, I heard a bouncer tell some guy that he couldn't have sex with the dancers because this is not a brothel and it's against the law. But Andy told me that guys have come in their pants while she worked on them. You just have to pay an extra $150 if you get any on her.