Third Night at Rhino!

This was my third and final night at the Rhino while on a four day trip with my buddies. I called ahead and booked their free ride service for 9pm. As always, the hotel pick up went smoothly and we tipped Jimmy the driver $30. After walking through the back VIP entrance, we were swarmed by the vultures before we even got past the bar. If we were first timers or 20 something, we probably would have been overwhelmed and stayed with the first dancer that latched their talons on us. Fortunately (or unfortunately), we're in our 40's, been to Rhino well over 30 times and have seen and heard it all. If I don't think I'll get a dance from a girl who approaches, I make it a point to try and politely end things within 3 minutes. I find if they stay any longer then that it starts to get awkward, and then I feel obligated to buy a dance.

This night I really wasn't feeling it with anyone. I must have said no to the first 7 or 8 girls that came to me. I'll admit, I am quite picky and don't just get dances with anyone. As I get older, I prefer connecting with one girl and spend most of the evening with her, as opposed to getting a few dances each from ten different girls. I know, boring right? Basically, I prefer a nice meal versus a Vegas all you can eat buffet.

About an hour into the night I was lucky enough to meet an awesome girl. Super nice, funny, and smart. She was from Cali but Mexican background and reminded me of the actress Teri Hatcher in her prime. Back in the day I had the biggest crush on Teri Hatcher so finding this girl was amazing. Our group had a great seat, one of the benches by the main stage and we stayed there for the next six hours or so. We would do five song sets on the bench every hour or so and she was cool with 5 for $100. Her boobs were smaller than what I usually like but her body was tight, her smile was deadly, and after she felt comfortable with me, she let me squeeze her T&A all night long. I want to point out that on this night, the majority of girls asked for $40 per or 3 for $100. When I said $20 most seemed insulted. It was slower weekday night and it was definitely a buyers market but almost every girl would not budge from their ask which shocked me. I just boggles my mind that they would say no to $100 because of two dances (5 vs 3) and instead just sit there on their phones or make the rounds the entire night until a chump agrees to their ask. Anyways, their choice and it doesn't bother me. I appreciate the dancers who make the effort and work hard.