An eye opening experience.

Decided to finally check out Chicas on a Thursday afternoon around 2:30p. After hearing a lot about it, I already a vision of what to expect and my bar was set pretty low. Based on what others have said, I was expecting a sketchy dump and I was kind of shocked at how perfectly normal it was. It's definitely a dive bar but it was pretty clean and comfortable. I get kind of overwhelmed when I walk into a brand new place so my brain isn't great at mapping the finer details of the floor plan, but I do remember one large open area with a stage along one wall. There is a lap dance area opposite the stage with one long padded bench that wraps three and a half walls. For some reason I was expecting the the whole place to be super dark but it actually wasn't. You could scope out all the dancers that were sitting around quite clearly.

Which brings me to the dancers. Everyone knows it's almost entirely Latina dancers here and that day was no different. Most I talked to were from Cuba and again was surprised when almost everyone single one I talked to spoke at least conversational English. Maybe the ones that never approached me (I'm not Latino) were the ones that spoke zero English, I don't know. There was one hot Mexican American dancer that was a native English speaker but her lap dances were tame, which is an anomaly here. Speaking of the dancers, holy shit I haven't seen a day shift like this in a long time. There were at least 2 or 3 dancers of the roughly 15 or so working that I would consider an 8 or 9. Again, for some unknown reason I also had it in my mind that there wouldn't be many younger dancers here and I was completely wrong. YMMV obviously, depending on the day, but I feel like it's good to know that this place has amazing potential for a day shift. It was pretty dead though, with about 5 or 6 other customers at any given time, so the dancers would just take turns coming up to me, one by one to ask for a dance. Conversation was totally minimal which honestly was kind of refreshing for a change of pace. It can be exhausting to do the whole song and dance when sometimes you just want to get some dances and get out.

Pricing was really good, especially the way dance prices are heading up across the nation. There was no cover (I believe they start charging a minimal cover around 4pm but I don't know the exact time) and all I had to drink was a bottle of water which was weirdly priced at like $3.87 or some shit. It was really strange but you better believe I made that bartender count out that fucking 13 cents... just kidding, congrats on the extra tip. I have heard about the famous 5 for $100 deal for dances but opted to go with the sampler platter instead. I got 2 dances each with 4 of the girls and they were all priced at $25 per. Mileage ranged from mild (mentioned earlier) to what the fuck is happening right now. The two that I would rate as the 8 and 9 were above average mileage, letting me be pretty handsy. They would be the main reason I would go back again. The one other crazy dancer wasn't really my type but I would bet money she's probably pretty famous among the regulars here. This dancer, right out of the gates just shoves her hand down my pants and I had to tell her to chill. It was kind of early on in my visit and I wasn't willing to spend all my biological currency on one average dancer. She doesn't really get the hint and is like licking the fuck out of my ear. Not like a sensual teasing kind but like a little kid trying to devour a melting ice cream cone on a hot day. It was honestly grossing me out so I go to pull my head away and this woman accidentally licks my fucking eyeball. Not my eyelid, like right on my fucking mucous membrane bro. I'm just like so done at this point and then she suddenly shoves her hand back down my pants and starts trying to jerk my flaccid dick with such ferocity that I actually think to myself "oh so this is what it's like to have the tables turned." Anyway, great deal if you guys are into that.