OLDBLUEDRAGON wrote an article titled Rules...

OLDBLUEDRAGON wrote an article titled Rules of the Road - A Guide to Increasing Strip Club Mileage. I suggest you read it before going to any strip club in Puerto Rico. I being a resident on the island knew most of what is written in the article so...

This is where my Friday May 30, 2008 night began. I arrived at about 10pm. The place was just opening. The entrance is just off the P. De Leon ave, a well lit alley with about five bouncers hanging around outside ready to assist should trouble start (though it hardly ever does). The entry fee was 10 dollars and it included a drink or beer. One thing was for sure, even though the club was empty, about 2-3 guys, the dancers were ready for the action. These ladies were so hot. The "worst" looking dancer was about an 8. plenty of nines and tens. I had not started drinking yet so I knew my eyes were not playing tricks on me.

When I finished my first beer and ordered my second, this beautiful latino woman nuzzled up next to me and asked if she could sit with me. I immediately said yes. We got to talking and I bought Ashly a drink, intentionally paying the nine dollars for it. We talked about all sorts of stuff and I eventually gave in to a private dance (all part of the plan). She got aroused that I got aroused and started giving me a hand job. Unfortunately the song finished but she continued anyway until about half of the next song. I did not finish if you know what I mean.