Visited Fuego on a Friday night....

Visited Fuego on a Friday night. Learned about this club on Tuscl and decided to check it out. Really looks like a dive on the outside. Got frisked upon entry by a big gorilla and then paid the $10 cover. Large stage in the middle of the room and a smaller stage (not used this evening) in the back. Very unconfortable chairs around the stage and couches along the walls. Absolutely no alcohol served/allowed - only soda, juice, or energy drinks.

Now for the details. I'd rename this club "The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly". The Good - IT'S A STRIP CLUB with admission of only $10. The Bad - the location, overall appearance, and the absolutely obnoxious DJ. The Ugly - most of the dancers. Dancers were mostly Latin or Black and several would tip the scales at over 200. DJ keep repeating over 30 dancers, but you couldn't prove it by me - maybe 20-25. Wouldn't have rated more than three at above a 5, and then only 6 or 7 at best. Rating some a 1 would be a gift.

Dancers performed 3 song sets and got fully nude on stage. Later in the evening they double up on dancers with two on stage at a time. Lap dances were "top on" with minimal touching and no touching the good parts. Only sampled one lap dance from Ariana for $10, given in the chair I was sitting in, and it was minimal contact - largely an air dance. Only really good lapper I observed was April (maybe a 7) and she was in high demand all night.