Each time I have stopped here...

Each time I have stopped here I have been disappointed. I have swung through just for the heck of it a few times but only once have I seen a dancer that rated around an 8. It appears that you would be lucky to see one that is somewhere around a 6 or 7. It seems the average dancer there is about a 3 or 5. Pretty much all the bar/wait staff is several points hotter than any of the dancers. Most of them are actually pretty cute! But they will bug you about buying drinks. They will stop by approximately once every 5-10 minutes to ask you if you need a drink. There are only 4 stages and this last time one of them was being taken up by an inflatable snowman, which was a lot sexier than most of the girls there. I stayed for about 30 minutes this last time and only saw 2 dancers I would consider giving a dollar. If you like air dances than this place is for you! Because that's all you're gonna get! Thier lap dance section is a shade darker and surounded by a wee brass bar type barrier. Why they even bothered with the brass bar I don't know. I did not witness a lap dance worth even 1 dollar. The last straw was that a girl I would pay a dollar or 5 to keep her clothes on came on stage. The one right before her was not much better. On one occasion I witnessed a girl with such horrible fake sweater kittens that I couldn't help but stare! I swear to you that her nipples were located on the undersides of them! I can't believe I went back again after that but I felt that maybe I wasn't giving the club a fair chance. WRONG! I won't be going back there if I can help it.