I had one of those very...

I had one of those very scary strip club moments when I walked into the club, and I was the only patron in the place. I didn't see anyone, not even a PL hidden off in a corner for a lapdance. Admittedly, this was about 4pm as the club was opening. I couldn"t even find a dancer. Finally, a plump but pleasant Latina emerged on stage and then came over to talk. She didn't seem into it at all, although she was very nice. Barely spoke English. I finally bought a dance as a favor, but this seemed like the last place in the world where she wanted to be.