I went to the club last...

I went to the club last Saturday. I felt like a kid on Christmas morning running downstairs only to find coal in my stocking. Or to find Santa Claus lying dead and bloated in the middle of the living room floor.

A beautiful thing has been ruined at Southern X thanks to lame ass local laws. This used to be my all-time favorite club, with $10 lapdances that were the best bargain since the Louisiana Purchase. Now, it's gone Utah rules. No touching, air dances only. Worse, I was here on a Saturday night, and there was only one dancer from 8 p.m. to about 10 p.m. and then she was joined by only three others. This in a club packed with about 75 dudes. It would have taken me all night to get a dancers attention enough to get ripped off by paying $10 for an air dance. On the bright side, the beer was cold and at least I got out of there having tipped just a few singles. This place is a sad shadow of its former self.