Utah strip clubs are lame. No...

Utah strip clubs are lame. No lap dances. The dancers must be three feet away from you on stage. They must wear robes when they mingle with the customers.

Knowing this, I went to Million Dollar Saloon because it looked biggest and nicest of all the strip clubs I've seen from the outside in SLC.

Because of the rules, I can't say I had a great time as I have at other clubs. It was a nice place to hang out; a fairly classy joint. They had $4 mugs of local Wasatch microbrewed beers. The girls were of high quality. Lots of 7s and 8s and no dogs. They didn't seem to interact much with customers. I know about all the rules, but I would have thought they would come around and talk more or even talk more when onstage. Very little interaction or even much by way of eye contact. Might as well have been videos of strippers on a big screen.