I thought I was done with...

I thought I was done with the lame tease that is the Utah strip club scene. But I pass this one everyday on the way home from work, and back in the Spring, they used to have girls standing outside waving at the backed-up traffic on Beck Street. They were smoking hot, so I had to check it out.

It was not false advertising. Pretty much all the girls were pretty hot. I was there from about 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., it was moderately crowded, and good variety of talent. I saw about 10 different girls.

It's the only club in Utah that's fully nude, but they don't serve alcohol. There is no contact, no lapdances and the 12-foot rule, a state law that says you cannot get within 12 feet of dancers on stage. The girls can mingle between set but they must wear robes (lame!). (The only club in Utah that doesn't operate under these oppressive rules is American Bush, which has private dances, but the girls wear bikinis and there is also no alcohol.)