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PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Attended this club on a Thursday afternoon. $10 cover. A lot of nice dancers. Picked Billie a 21 year old blonde with solid hips, a nice ass, and rock hard legs. Gave me a great…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, WV

Went to hang out at Red's tonight and was severely disappointed. All of the girls who came to sit down with me were blowing smoke in my face and asking for $2.00 to put…

Excalibur Club

Morgantown, WV

I stopped by Excalibur tonight -- really wanting to have a good time at a club. I stepped in the front door. There was no music. The place was completely dead.…

To preface Ive been here a handful of times, differing days and times. This place closes at 6am and positions itself as the place you go after nightclubs close, so its busiest times are 2-4…

I went here on a weekday night. Had a bit of leftover cash and decided to have fun when it wasn't too crazy. The Place: I arrived at about 9 p.m. Spot had very little movement…

Man what can I say about this place , like it’s next door neighbor (Cheetahs) which is now closed due to “plumbing violations” this club is just another overpriced and corrupt Hollywood “gentlemen’s club” with…

West Hollywood, CA. Saturday night. Right on sunset. Small parking lot, completely full. I just said fuck it and parked in the neighborhood full of tow away signs. I wasn't gonna be 4 hours. But…