I went to the Body Shop...

I went to the Body Shop in West Hollywood at 7:45pm on today, a Saturday night. The place had been open since noon and there were no other customers in the building. I made the mistake of entering thinking that I would have a chance to see some girls and get a lap dance. I was ushered inside and paid $20, $10 for cover, and $10 for two iced-down small glasses of orange juice. Immediately a Croatian girl tells me she wants to give me a lapdance, $30 for clothes on, $40 for nude, for 3 minutes. She wasn't really my type, so I decided to wait a while. Well guys, there was nothing to wait for. I waited for 40 minutes, there were no other customers, and no other dancers. There was no one on stage. I went and asked the manager "when is the club going to open?". This was my way of goading him into admitting that his club really had nothing to offer. I was told that if I sat down at the rail, a girl would dance for me. Well, it was the girl I had already turned down. This was easily the most frustrating experience I have ever had in a a strip club... absolutely no service, no action, no nothing. When I get to a strip club, I like do see about 10 dancers before I chose one that I really want to spend some time with. I never even came close to this opportunity. I spent $20, got two small watered down OJs, and had to pay $10 for valet parking. I got absolutely nothing but anger for my $30. I recommend that you stay away from this place. It's a complete waste of time. I'm chocking this one up as a complete loss. I've been to about 75 different strip clubs, this one is in the bottom 10%. Beware!