Stopped in last Saturday afternoon after...

Stopped in last Saturday afternoon after a good day of golf and drinking. We were amongst the first customers there shortly after they opened. There were 5 or 6 dancers, a couple of sixes, a couple of sevens and a nine. None of the girls were very friendly, they didn't want to small talk or flirt just ask if you wanted a dance. Against my better judgment I got a double VIP dance with the nine. It was pretty non-eventful especially after the first words out of her mouth was "NO BOOBS". The high point of the girls was the MILF waitress who was smoking hot. I would have paid handsomely to see her dance.