Desperate for entertainment in a dismal...

Desperate for entertainment in a dismal city (Lodz), and based on an only somewhat positive recommendation from the internet guide, Lodz in Your Pocket ("Magnes is the most famous strip club in Lodz"), I went to Magnes on a late Thursday evening. I confess that I'd have preferred reading a review of it on TUSCL first, but someone has to be the first to review a club, and I've benefitted from TUSCL reviews many times, so I guess it's my turn to take one for the team.

And, oh, did I! Magnes was baaaaaaaad, one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been to.

Pretty skanky dancers (and, admittedly, a few decent ones) would strip for about one song, but then the stage would remain dark for about two songs. Even when the club became crowded at about midnight, the two-song interlude between dancers continued, which made being there pretty boring. And the dances weren't much to watch either. Worse, when not dancing, the girls remained on one side of the club, talking amongst themselves, avoiding the patrons completely (a problem also noted by Lodz in Your Pocket).