The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

meh time at the crazy horse

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Jun 17, 2026, 9:15 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Well one more try

 

Me and some friends were grabbing dinner in the area, and while heading home, I decided to drop in to kill a little time before getting on BART.

It was around 8:00 PM and the cover charge was $10. I was also asked by the doorman to buy a drink, so I grabbed a water for $4.25. The staff working that night were nice and professional.

Walking in, I noticed the lighting was a touch different—it seemed brighter. The music was also at a better level; you could still barely hear the DJ, but at least you could hear people talking to you without getting a headache. There were about six other people in the club, and about half of us were tipping.

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