The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Lovely Ladies, Variety, Near BART

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Robin55
Apr 30, 2026, 10:56 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

On a whim, I stopped by crazy horse before heading down to BART. The place is just right off the station so it's very convenient transit wise. Came in about 9PM and paid a $25 cover charge. The place had a few people sitting in various spots near the stage. There were rows of chairs facing the stage. I sat by the front and enjoyed the dancers who were beautiful and vivacious. Great pole dancing and eye contact to anyone willing to tip at the stage. I enjoyed Lexi's skills and tipped her generously. She came up to me after her set and we chattered while she sat on my lap.

 

I already knew we were going for a dance (I was quoted $140 for three), which seemed reasonable. Off we go to a semi private spot and I get a general air dance with some good grinding. She let me feel her legs and hips but I maintained boundaries there. It was a sexy dance with similar eye contract and lustful eyes she exhibited on the stage. Before I knew it, the dances were over and I left with a grin and a yearning for me.

 

Ladies were attractive and a good variety of clean, tattooed, blondes/brunettes, something for everyone.

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