not the place for a lap dance

This club is on an access road by the highway – a little hard to get to if you miss the turn. The parking lot is well lit, and the club is clean. I haven’t been there for years, so the last Saturday in February I decided it was time to check it out again. Cover charge is $10, and when you walk in,there’s a large bar to the left, an open room view to a large stage area, with the lap dance area to the immediate right (private room).

Initially I was very impressed by the quality of girls. There were probably 10 of them hanging around the bar, which was crowded, and many were skinny, young looking and in bikinis, which I really like. The negativity started almost immediately when I was hit with a “lounge lizard”...nowhere near the profile I like, and she wouldn’t leave me alone till I finally said, excuse me, I’m going to go walk around. I moved around for awhile, then was approached by a skinny, young looking African American girl in a bikini top and short dress. She invited me to sit, and led me to a table against the wall just off the stage. We sat in comfortable chairs, close together – but the music was so loud I couldn’t hear her. As I leaned in, I put my hand lightly on her back – not a grope, just a very light touch -and she immediately shut down. Pulled out her phone, ignored my questions and started tapping away. I was about to stand up & walk away – I should have – then she shows me her phone, and she had typed “Lets go somewhere more private.” I nod, thinking oh good, she’s hot – and she leads me to this rickety little table with very uncomfortable stools, where she sits across from me. Again I was about to walk – but then she says, let’s talk about dances. She offers VIP 15 minutes for 150, half hour 300, and I say no….I’m just not feeling it. Then she says-wanna do 3 for 60? She’s really cute...so I said let’s start with that, and if we have fun, we’ll do more.

We get to to the desk where you prepay and the guy says “that’s $70.” I said, she said 60, and she says “oh I made a mistake.” I drop the 70, we go to the back, where there are open cubicles and you can see the other dancers. I then get 3 of the worst dances I have ever had. She flashed me literally once, touched me maybe 3 times briefly – horrible. Started asking for tips 30 seconds in, and I said, if we have a good time, I’ll tip big at the end. I said it clearly so I know she heard me – but that made no difference- I might as well have been watching this from a chair at the stage. I observed the other 2 guys getting dances...and I’m seeing similar to her-virtually no contact. We finish – and she has the guts to say, so where’s my tip? I said “I tip for outstanding dances- and this was definitely not outstanding.” Not wanting a fight, I walked around the corner and out the door.