The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Slow night for my first trip to "The Church"

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BigWake2010
Feb 17, 2026, 3:36 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I have read several reviews about "The Church" so I decided to check it out. I arrived just before 10:00PM. Parking lot was only about 1/3 full. I self parked and walked inside.

 

There was a $20 cover and I was informed of the 2 drink minimum. Any drink counts towards the drink total including non alcoholic. Walked through the double doors and saw the stage straight ahead. I was immediately greated by what I guess is the Hostess asking if I wanted a table. I declined and made my way over to the left bar. It seems to be the only one open. I ordered a beer ($9) so definitely club prices.

 

The club was pretty dead. Around 6-10 girls working. All ethnicities were covered. Most of the girls were sitting and talking to customers while one girl was on the stage. Once I set down didn't take long for a tall AA dancer to come up and start a conversation. Didn't take long before she had me back in the dance rooms for a dance.

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Slow night for my first trip to "The Church"