If you like blasting through money for a decent face

Should have listened to the last review. Was told there was a $25 cover charge per person. My wife and I immediately walked out. We were then called back in by the manager saying he would do $15 so we walked back in and then had to pay $10 for two Sprites. He even tried buttering us up saying we'd get the free VIP seating ,which was a dirty table in front of the stage with nobody dancing. ALL of the girls in there were lounging around on their phones, might as well been napping. My wife and I were the only two customers in there and we were cracking up. The place looks like it used to be fun, but man has it been neglected. Two girls came on stage while we were there and did just about the bare minimum. One being on her phone while twitching her butt around. Pretty girls though. Despite all this I figured what the hell and asked a girl for a dance in my best Espanol. The dance was $20 to the house a cool three minutes of her rubbing up on me THEN she says I have to pay HER another $40. I was dumbfounded. She's doing her best to explain this to me in broken English and I'm trying to think how I'm going to explain this to my wife. I admit I'm no haggler and I was feeling these than confident not knowing any Spanish; my biggest error. I pay her the money, slap her ass, tell me wife, have a laugh about it and then we were outta there.