Amsterdam. Hundreds of red rooms -...

Amsterdam. Hundreds of red rooms - and only one stripclub. Like with anything in life, it is easy to miss but if you know where to look you'll find it. It is situated at the end of a small alley (Bethlemsteeg) close to Oudekerk area (where all black girls are waiting for you). Anyway, not to go into detail about the RLD situation in A'dam, that is for another forum. There are maps available for that area at ignatzmice.com, though for you who want to learn more.

The La vie en Proost is a bar (like Coyote Ugly SHOULD have been) where you by (overpriced) Heineken - real beer here, remember you are in Europe now. You are not allowed to just stand and enjoy the show, you HAVE to drink something. (Like the bargirl told me, if you don't wanna drink just suck on the bottle...) There are 1-2 girls dancing at the poles on the bar and allowing lapdances for €10 each. Usually takes 2-3 dances before the tops come off so you better time it;-) My pal got a first dance and was REALLY rubbed up. I got the second and off came the top, exposing these pictureperfect enhanced breasts and she was really going down on me. Up with the shirt from the pants, massaging my chest and just bouncing. Fantastic. As the previous PM, you can get invididual time with the ladies for a bit more. But there is more...

After the show if you haven't had enough, just go next door to La vie en Rose where nine rooms with accompanying ladies are waiting for you to come. Or to any other of the 200+ windows that you'll find in the surrounding areas. But that will probably cost between 5-10 times as much as the lap dance, depending on your wishes. Enjoy!