Synsations Atlanta
1400 Northside Dr NW Atlanta, GA 30318

Not a great 1st impression

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Champs
Jun 18, 2025, 8:11 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I've been hearing about Synsations for a while now so I finally decided to try it out one Thursday afternoon around 3. (Bad decision in hindsight). I had heard about how hard it can be to find the building so I was prepared and did not miss my left turn. The building was on the right and the parking lot was on the left unattended which I was shocked as I had heard they did valet only there. To be safe, I asked the guy standing outside the building and he said I was good to park.

 

When I walked in the guy didn't charge me anything for parking and just $10 for cover. Once I walked in, I felt like I had just donated money as it was completely empty with less than 10 people in there including the staff. It definitely had a nice setup. Big tvs to the right, the catwalk stage in the middle of the club with sitting areas on both sides. Then to the far left were private style looking booths. Not sure if they charged for them but they did have reserved on the tables but that could have been more for the night time. The bar sat across the room on the opposite side of the entry way.

 

There were literally 2 dancers on the floor - 1 sitting with a guy in the booth and the other sitting watching tv with the manager I think. Both were really not my type being very petite and little to no assets that I like. Not much of a looker in my opinion for either. No one really approached me when I walked in so I headed to the bar. The bartender took forever to come to me as she was chatting up the other guy who was there. When she finally came over, I just ordered a coke which was $5. I waited around to see if more girls would come in but outside of 1 who was black but very petite as well, no others came. The one lap dance I did see a customer get, appeared to only be air style lap dances which I'm not a fan of and she only took her top off for him through multiple songs. After about 20 mins, I left.

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