Got there too early, not the clubs fault, but plan accordingly

Well I think this may be my first review with a morning arrival time. Had an early afternoon flight out of Ft Lauderdale but wanted to squeeze in a club visit. This would be the first time I have arrived at a club before they opened. Got there at 11:20 and chilled in the car till I saw another PL arrive at just after official opening time of 11:30am. Well I can tell you, walking in that early feels, well just 'weird'. Nothing really set up, bartenders just getting started and the handful of dancers looked tired and not into it. To be fully transparent, kinda felt that way myself. So decided why not go for a vodka red bull to get the part going. Not sure of the breakdown but I asked to keep the can along with the mixed drink and it was $20 with the tip, I think the actual drink was around $14 but bartender was hot and I am not shy about tipping for good service.

A coupe of dancers approach, but both had horrendous BBL's and no amount of alcohol would distract me. So I politely declined and kept and I on the dressing room door, hoping the girl of my dreams would arrive. Well, I would have been better off staying in bed and dreaming, because on this short visit, there would be nothing worth the time, effort or money.

Can't blame the club on this one, got to blame my travel agenda and the shorted time I had to visit, I was out of the club and in the car by just before 1.