What happened to Florida Strip Clubs?!

I have to start this review by questioning the judgement of every previous reviewer in the past 6 months. They need to get out of south Florida and see what is available in the rest of the world because their grading scale is way off. I am considering adding a link to an optometrist so they can get their eyes checked.

I Ubered to the club at about 8pm. My Uber driver was a girl from El Salvador and she was better looking than any girl in Cheetah. And she was a 6 at best.

I paid the $10 cover and entered. As you walk in the club, immediately in front of you is a bar with a dance stage in the center of the bar. The club opened up to the right with the main stage area and some tables in the middle, with an elevated seating section behind it, and a second bar on the far end with the third stage in the center of the bar.