Quick visit to Lust
I thought I had been here before, but I don’t think I was. Conveniently located along I81 just south of the Maryland border. Pulled into a very full lot, get to the front door and it’s the window deal. Scanned my DL for those who are against that, took my $20, wouldn’t provide ones, and ran me through the metal detector and then a pat down. I expected they’d be busy, but not really. The lot must of all been dancer cars. Maybe 10 patrons tops and at least 25 girls. Hard to say so many. I sat at the bar and got a drink. It was just soda and I’d say it was $3. So not too bad. As soon as my butt hit the seat, a dancer came up to me. Think she said her name was Naomi. Probably mixed race, but she could have just as easily been a white girl. Cute, medium build, lots of tattoos. Sat and make small talk. She suggested we take a walk around. Gave me the tour of the back including the private booths for both lappers and privates. The ring that they do wrestling on. Plus a tub room and a hot tub room. It really is a great setup. This tour actually got me excited to get a lap dance, then she showed me the prices. A 15 minute regular lap dance was $100. Which isn’t bad, until they tell you it’s fully clothed. The lowest priced full nude private dance is 30 minutes and is $220. The tub room was like $800 and the hot tub room was $1500. She told me if you are going to do the tub room, you might as well do the hot tub. I’d say that’s a sucker bet for both. You might as well hire a pro at those prices. I would of went for the $100, but it didn’t sound like it was going to be any fun at all. And although she’s cute, she’s not $1,500 cute.
We made our way back to the bar and when she realized I wasn’t going for it, she bolted to the next guy. Don’t blame her, she’s got to work within the rules.
Wasn’t alone very long before a sister came by and sat beside me. She was more shy and didn’t really make much small talk, just played on her phone and people watched with me. I excused myself to use the restroom and when I came back someone had took my seat.
I decided to get a closer look, got some ones and went to perverts row. At any point in time there was 4 girls dancing. I wandered to the other side of the bar and noticed Naomi dancing. Figured I hadn’t tipped her or got her a drink, so here’s my chance. Sat down, she did a nice job dancing. Stayed clothed the entire time but the clothes didn’t leave much to the imagination and there wasn’t anything I didn’t see. They do pretty quick sets of two songs. Not much contact from the stage, probably by design. I stayed through her dance and then made it rain with the remaining ones I had left.
All in all not a bad way to spend a couple hours. If you have more budget than me, you’d probably have a nicer time.
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