Bare Cabaret
9705 Reservoir Ct Austin, TX 78754

If you like your girls hood then this is your place. Felt like ATL in Austin!

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MrWorldwide
Mar 10, 2025, 11:59 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Okay. So if you’ve read one of my reviews you know damn well ima give it to you straight! I’m a veteran who lived long enough to see the day shift at Farley’s in ATL. That ruined my perspective on strip clubs so every club doesn’t meet my bar in general. With that said, as I said in my last review at Diva’s I left at 3am and on my way to this joint Bare as recommended from a skinny spinner. She said if you want that BBL look then go to Bare. I pull up and the craziest shit happens. At this point I have like 3 wrist bands (see my other post about going to Divas but paid for some random club next to it only to find out that ain’t the strip club) and the bouncer at bare goes “you was here right?” Now, I’m no dummy, if he think I was in there then who am I to tell him I wasn’t. I walked by the line and walked in that bitch like I owned it. Free cover never happens but maybe the strip club gods wanted justice to be restored for me.

 

Now it’s 3:45am and I’m pulling up ready for an L and I walk in that bish and it’s a RAGING BULL. The setup is a circle pretty much and chairs all around a center stage. There’s a VIP section that looked like bottles to at had a lil stage on the side.

 

This club is a hood spot and bottles are FLOWING. Felt like everyone had a bottle in there and the girls were dancing. The club condition is great. I was so faded I don’t remember the drink prices and just got change at the bar. It was 4am after all.

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