The Hideout
650 US-36 Tuscola, Illinois 61953

Among the worst clubs I’ve visited anywhere.

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TantraSex
May 15, 2025, 9:32 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Google lists this place as closed, but it was open, at least on the night I went. It was a Friday night around 10pm. It’s listed as open at 9pm but when I arrived there were no women in the club, onstage or otherwise. They don’t serve alcohol but I went up to the “bar” and ordered a bottled water which was not overpriced. I think I paid $2 or $3 tops. I had to ask the bartender if it was actually a strip club.

 

The club itself is pretty much a dive and not really kept up well. Big confederate flag on the wall, if that’s your kind of thing. Old tables and chairs and just looked grungy overall.

 

The crowd was very small for a weekend night. A couple of small groups that both included at least one woman and a couple of other lone guys around. I didn’t really talk to any of them, so can’t vouch for whether it was a friendly crowd or not.

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Among the worst clubs I’ve visited anywhere.