From top tier to mid, at best

Quick (as in less than 5 minutes) visit on a Thursday afternoon. Club had been described ad nauseum, so I will spare you. It used to be a BJ's wholesale club (ironic I know) and is cavernous on the inside, this can be good, but can give an empty feeling on day shift. I used to LOVE this club, you could have a ton of fun, even with just regular lap dances. But on this recent visit I was thoroughly disappointed. Got the standard pat down and no cover at 3pm.

As I entered the Cuban contingent was in full force. A line of 15-20 girls were sitting at or leaning on the high tops just outside of the bathrooms/lap dance area. Immediate noticed all the POORLY done BBL's, at least in Pompano they look good from a far. Here they were tragic at best. Go a few hey Papi's as I headed for the head. After my bathroom break I decided to make a lap around the place and make sure there wasn't a diamond in the rough. As I did, I noticed a few things, first lap dances are now $26, this is just annoying, make it $30 or $25, I don't need to be hunting singles or doing drunk math when I am 7 dances in. The second thing was there were legit not a single dancer above a 6.5 and almost exclusively Cubanos. I love them, but these are not the quality I was after. I pulled out my phone, made a 'fake" phone call and headed for the door. I know it doesn't matter to the people who work there, but my go to move is to fake a call when I make a short visit like this. Did the same thing at Scarlett's as it was dead this day as well. Cheetah Hallandale is plagued with bad BBL's but at least on this day, it was rocking with girls and much better vibe. Will put it in another review.

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