$100 lap dance and lackluster girls

We got there at about 10. $20 cover charge, only one other group of people in there (5 or 6 women there for a birthday). The music was preposterously loud and the talent was lacking. There was one out of the 5ish girls there that was genuinely hot, and she looked like she was ready to go home 8 hours ago. Didn't even take her top off for her one lackluster dance on stage. A couple of the girls were at least entertaining, knew their way around the stage, but neither were knockouts (not bad, just not nothing to write home about). The other girls were just clearly not enthused to be working a Sunday night. Two girls came by to talk to us at different points, the music was too loud to actually talk, but the gist of the conversation was "do you want a private dance? No, ok, have fun." They might've put an effort in if the music wasn't so fucking loud. But here's the kicker - they were charging $100 for a lap dance (or 2 for $100 for the blue light special! Yippee). Just outrageously overpriced.

We ended up staying for less than an hour and dropped probably $50 each on the stage.