Don't bother

Dirty, dingy, and tired. Am I talking about the building or the dancers? Yes.

Located on the outskirts of a small town behind a factory, the atmosphere outside gives you a heads-up on what to expect on the inside: Not much. The music and DJ are fine, the bartending is good, and the lighting is up to date, but the vibes are incredibly average.

Dancers are stereotypical low-end dancers. There's a reason they're dancing in a small town that's hours away from an actual city. Customers are either extremely young, thinking that going to the strippers is the best thing ever, creepy old guys, or girls there with their boyfriends trying to seem like they're cool with it all. You'll see the occasional wife/girlfriend who's genuinely there for a good time, but they're few and far between. The dancers look bored but also seem to think they're the hottest thing ever.