Like a motorcycle - high mileage, not much else.

This is a lower detail review because my visit was short and direct.

PLACE: Ugly. A box of a building off of Route 9 near the Wawa and across from where there was a billiards hall about 30 years ago. Parking in the back is private but Route 9 is a busy, two lane street, so I advise against making a left into the lot if you care about that.The entrance has signs clearly stating no cell phones, which is fair enough. Don't forget that and then turn around to put the phone in your car - the lot is lit well enough, but given the seclusion it would be easy for someone to note where you've stowed the phone and then to break in to take it.

The inside is as others have said - dark and old. One stage going perpendicular to the entrance. When I was there, 2 dancers were on the stage. It perhaps could fit three if it's busy. I didn't see the restrooms. No bar, as everyone has mentioned - a dancer might hand you a water bottle. The seats in front of the stage are just seats, nothing notable. The side of the stage opposite the entrance appears raised in some ways.