Eureka! We've discovered a strip club nobody gives a fuck about!
Eureka, CA. Wednesday night. All the way the way up on the north coast. Gotta be one of the more isolated clubs in America as the next nearest strip clubs are at least a couple hundred miles away. So this joint has a monopoly on strip clubs for all that live near. Drove up here plenty of parking in the lot. Area is seems alright to me, real quiet. Except off in the woods, wtf was being eating. Some kind screeching. That might've been a mountain lion or some shit. Maybe an animal orgy who knows, but whatever it was it would be more action that is even possible inside this strip club right here.
Walk in, guy at the desk greets you, I think cover was $15 IIRC. Asks if I've been here before and gives you the run down. Another staff member comes over, introduces himself, trade names and does the Pat down. He says anything you need just holler. Bathrooms are to your left here, bar dead center, to your right is the stage, one girl up at a time. Past the stage is the dance area. Dances are $40 a song, one way contact only. They are monitored by cameras. If you touch I was told the bouncers come running in to break it up. I know how exciting. Customers were mostly middle age guys, white and hispanic, not empty but not too crowded.
Dancers. High floor of quality. I think all dancers were bangable. Nothing super high end though. Thick to thin body types. I don't recall much silicone. Mostly 7's I would say. White and latina. Ages 20's and 30's. Dancers dance for a three song set. All the chicks seemed pretty friendly.
I mostly just sat at the stage and tipped trying to see if I could convince my self to buy these shitty dances. There were probably a couple girls who under normal circumstances I probably would've bought LD's. Daisy was one probably, white girl, 30's around, brunette all natural. And then a girl who just started I forget her name but from Ithaca, NY originally, she was pretty cute, white gnd type brunette. Ultimately though fuck this place and it's rules. Decent lineup, no mileage here and $40 a song are you kidding me. There's also VIP I can't remember on it but mileage sounded very limited in there as well they don't seem fuck around here. And I don't seem to want to stay. Cool popping in to check out as there are no other clubs on the entire north coast of California but will not do it again.
