Schooner Saloon
Closed
272 C St, Eureka, CA 95501, USA*

Yay! This is a WONDERFUL dive...

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JackDumpling
Nov 17, 2005, 8:51 AM
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Yay! This is a WONDERFUL dive bar with topless dancers on the weekends! I have been known to drive up on selected weekends JUST to witness the spectactle on the disco-lighted stage!

OK - the real scoop...Whitey is looking for a way to make money in his DIVE-ASS BAR on the weekends...WHO FUCKING WOULDN'T... (at least, anyone who didn't have a dive bar in Eureka...), so he hires pretty much any chicks willing to take their top off to, well..., take their top off... They've got a huge room in the back that you have to pay $5.00 to get into...they've done live music and other events back there...there's even a few pool tables...but the bread and butter seems to be that skanky-ass weekend strip business!!! Yahoo!! Right up my alley!!! I LOVE that the fucking place is so low key, and the people who work there, and the people who dance there on weekends, seem to be regular folks... The dancers really like to have someone to talk to every once in a while who isn't a drunken Eureka idiot...It's very refreshing to find out that there is "otherwise" out there...

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Yay! This is a WONDERFUL dive...